Three Tidbits

TIDBIT ONE:
RACHEL FREAKING COON IS THE BEST, MOST TALENTED STYLIST ON THE PLANETTTT!!! She just did this color experiment on my hair and hot dang if it ain't the hottest thing ever! Save your pennies, ladies and gents, hair doesn't get any better than this. RACHEL COON IS THE BOMB DIGGITY. If you're in the Boston, MA area, go visit her at Eclipse Salon. SO WORTH IT. Dude! I never really tell her what I want (because I don't really know myself) and somehow it always comes out PRECISELY my taste and style. What a talented babe.

TIDBIT TWO:
Tell me you're joking with this: "Boston Officials Livid Over Ad Stunt"
Okay, so Turner comes up with these little guys as a marketing campaign for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force - hangs them up around various cities (Austin, TX included - love how my town is becoming a major media site). Well, Boston decided this seemed to be a threat of terrorism. So, they find one of these guys at the Sullivan Square T-station. They shut down I-93 N and all service through the train station. A bomb squad comes in and shoots the little guy with a super water shot. OK. Peeps continue to spot the "terrorist threat" and this prompts the Coast Guard to shut down part of the Charles River, and the State Police shut down Storrow Drive. All of the hubbub yields a centralized command center set-up (including FBI, State Police, Transit Police, and Boston Police). Mayor Menino is vowing to sue Turner for the cost of all of this.

My question: WHAT THE FREAKING CRAP IS HAPPENING WHEN AN ENTIRE SECURITY FORCE PUTS ALL THEIR EFFORT INTO DESTROYING LITE-BRITE-ESQUE CARTOON CREATIONS???????????

TIDBIT THREE:
Can I please just say how FREAKING much I love The Boss?? I love you, Mr. Springsteen. Bruce - you may just be better than Brad in those tight jeans... you make me wanna screammmm, Oooo ooo ooo! And that rolled up white shirt with your chest a-flaring?! I want to be hit by that flaring arm; not to mention your hunching shoulder! Ahhhhhh - Let me be your Courtney Cox! Also, am IN LOVE with your saxophonist. He has especially hot moves. How does he synch his claps with the beat whilst worrying about playing that climactic saxophone solo?! Aye.