Can you handle the truth? (The Colleen Edition)

Okay, so my friend Natalie recently blogged about this Facebook application called "Compare People." It is my favorite Natalie post of all time, I think. So funny. I am ripping off the idea and quoting her explanations:

The Explanation:

"On Facebook, there exists an application that provides hours of entertainment for cripples and non-cripples alike. Called Compare People, that's just about what you do. An algorithm spits up two of your friends and you choose which one better fits the question asked. The combinations of people and questions is sometimes ironic, hilarious, or snore-bore. It's all totally random."

The Setup:

"None of the questions the program asks are negative in connotation--no "Who could stand to shower more often?" or "Who would you vote off the universe?" exist. I don't think it's a stretch however, for the mortal, logical mind to view a "loss" (even to a somewhat deserving opponent) as actually a backward way of saying "Oh, so and so isn't that thing."

Okay, thanks to Natalie for doing the hard work. I decided I would view my results today. For simplicity's sake, I am only going to list the unanimous decisions: the categories in which I won 100% of my friend's votes, and the categories in which I was chosen a sad 0%. Its a good thing the 100%'s are listed first or I might feel really bad about my 0%'s.

Unanimous Agreement - 100%

more artistic

more likely to skip class

would make a better mother

better dancer (haha, why in the world did I win this category?!)

more tech-savvy

cooler

more likely to win in a fight (you bet your ace!)

kinder

sexier (woo hoo!)

more confident

better public speaker

more likely to succeed

better taste in music

smarter

Unanimous Disagreement - 0%

prettier

rather sleep with (great! this will keep me holy!)

more athletic

am I more jealous of

more loyal

a better body

more well-mannered

a better laugh

rather hang out with for day

Hahahaha. Good to know.